Trust me people, whenever I hear "Put that coffee down" I remember 1992 Hollywood flick Glengarry Glen Ross where Mr. Blake yells at Laveen.
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee is for closers...
So where were we? Coffee + Cig? Nope, but everybody's blaming Cig / Espresso for my lost look and they are really disturbed with my slim looks.
Why don't you take care of yourself Kris? Grow some muscles.
I used to answer them with smiles. Then used to say " Toughness is the quality of mind, nothing to do with muscles" then I fedup!
Today some 15 guys commented on my new looks & shirt and said, "Mannn, try to grow some muscles"!
Enough is enough, I need fix this. "Listen genttlemen" I said
" My job is to make long term and short term strategies for my firm. I research a lot, read a lot. I spend fucking 15 hours a day in office ( not because I'm not productive in 8hrs - just for the sake of it, I love my corner office) All i need to do is grow under eye dark circles, not my underarm muscles... & I want to get into Entreprunership then Venture capital NOT Gladrags Model or a male hooker. And about the sex part you mentioned, No gal ever complained or even doubted on my stamina or power of real muscles" !
Since thats the case thesedays, I think I'm sexy enough to smoke the hardest Marlboro available in town and drink atleast 10 Espressos a day.
Well, Sign Sealed Delivered! Need more? I asked! Well, u guessed it!
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